Re: OT: Which OS do the candidates run? republican or democratic hitchhiker?

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On Wed, Apr 2, 2008 at 10:44 PM, Antonio Olivares
<olivares14031@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Dear all,
>
>  I put in OT for this one, I saw several discussions about which OS the candidates run.  Should it make a difference as to who should get the vote?
>
>  http://feedblog.org/2008/02/05/obama-runs-linux-clinton-windows-ron-paul-linux/
>
>  http://www.douglaskarr.com/2007/06/23/2008-elections-by-server/
>
>  On the first page, Obama runs linux on the second, his campaign runs FreeBSD.  Which one is it?
>
>
>  I also got the following message and thought it was interesting.  sorry for the way OT, but it is interesting now that politics and OS's are coming into play.
>
>  Regards,
>
>  Antonio
>
>  PS.  I hope that I did not open a can of worms and would like for any person that is offended to please ignore this message.
>
>  Republican or Democratic Hitchhiker
>
>  The guy was traveling along Scottsdale Road the other day when one of his tires blew out.
>  Checking
>  his spare, he found that it also was flat. His only option was to flag
>  down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
>
>  The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
>
>  "Yes, I sure do," the guy replied.
>
>  "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.
>
>  "Republican," he replied.
>
>  "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
>
>  Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked the same question.
>
>  Again, he gave the same answer, "Republican."
>
>  The driver gave him the finger and drove off.
>
>  Thinking
>  it over, he decided that maybe he should change his strategy, since
>  this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few
>  Republicans.
>
>  The
>  next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
>  She smiled seductively and asked if he was a Republican or a Democrat.
>
>  "Democrat!", he shouted.
>
>  "Hop in!", replied the blonde.
>
>  Driving
>  down the road, he couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the
>  seat next to him, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts,
>  and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her
>  thighs.
>
>  Finally, he yelled out, "Please stop the car."
>
>  She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, the guy jumped out.
>
>  "What's the matter?", she asked.
>
>  "I can't take it anymore," he replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
>

I am an independent and I don't care what OS the candidates run as
long as they help straighten out this mess! I doubt in the end that
any of them will do anything useful.

Max


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