On Tue, 2008-01-22 at 15:07 -0500, max bianco wrote: > There are a couple of variations on this one this is how I heard it : > > > Bill Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an > administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was > sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, who > checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. > > The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix > the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called > in and the devil said his good-bye to the Pope as he went off to > heaven. > > On his way up, the Pope met Clinton who was on his way down, and they > stopped to chat. > > Pope: Sorry about the mix up. > > Clinton: No problem! > > Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven. > > Clinton: Why is that? It's not that great. > > Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary. > > Clinton: Sorry, your Holiness - but you're a day late. ---- I would have sworn this was the fedora-list Craig
