Thomas Cameron wrote: > bill perkins wrote: >> bill perkins wrote: >>> OMG, I thought I had written and sent this! >>> >>> WARNING: EXPLICIT!! Don't read if you are in great need of sleep! You >>> have been warned! 8-) >>> >>> Since I can't be there in person, here is what I would wish for us >>> this morning: >>> >>> You come home, and find me apparently asleep in your bed, under the >>> covers. You look closely, and see that I am naked. You quietly and >>> quickly get out of your clothes, and slip under the covers with me. >>> Stretching out beside me, you put one hand on my cheek, and kiss the >>> other one. I slip my arm around your shoulders, and hold you close, >>> nuzzling your ear. My other arm goes low across your back, and my >>> place my hand firmly on your hip, and pull you a little closer. You >>> kiss me a few more times, and I start to respond with more kisses... >>> I feel your warm, soft breasts pressed up against my chest, your >>> nipples getting hard... my hands run up and down your back, your >>> hips, your shoulders, your skin is silky soft under my hands... warm >>> and SO nice... I feel your thighs rubbing against mine, soft, warm... >>> I can feel the muscles in your legs, strong and smooth and sexy... >>> encouraging me, teasing me... our kisses are starting to wander at >>> this point... your neck, my shoulder, your shoulder... our hands are >>> exploring and teasing and massaging... I kiss across to your other >>> shoulder as we shift positions to get better access to each other... >>> you move my face down between your tits, I kiss and lick... you shift >>> me over to one side, and I kiss and suck on your nipples, swirling my >>> tongue over them... first one, then the other, then back again... our >>> hands are everywhere now, long, sensuous caresses, arousing and >>> enticing each other to more passionate kisses and caresses... >>> >> HOLY SH*T!!!! I am truly sorry- I am leaving this list, this is TOO >> embarrasing!!!!! Good bye! > > Oh... My... GOD!!! That is the FUNNIEST thing I've seen on the Fedora > list, maybe any list, EVER! > > Holy crap, I laughed so hard tears were flowing! > > Thanks for the giggle, it is MUCH appreciated! > > Thomas > Hehe - let's hope his NEXT potential employer doesn't see this list or Google him. Fortunately - most people have a decent sense of humor - perhaps his next employer will use it to break the ice of an otherwise routine and boring interview :) -- Best regards, Chris BOFH excuse #291: Due to the CDA, we no longer have a root account.
