On Tue, 2007-01-16 at 00:50 -0500, Claude Jones wrote: > On Mon January 15 2007 11:38 pm, Ric Moore wrote: > > Next time you're there, wave. Tell Elvis I packed some of that onion > > relish he likes so much. I run the "Unidentified Fried Objects" catering > > wagon to all of the Hollywood set crews working there at Area 51. The > > Blue People have some strange culinary tastes, but have an entire > > federal budget just to pay for their eats. I make out nicely. <g> > > > > BTW, They just love fried Snicker Bars. Go figure. Be sure to stop by. > > You know my BBQ is the best. You might say it's "Out of this world!" Ric > > Here's what I would say: picture a guy with a beanie cap and a rotating > propeller sticking out the top, a double thickness pocket protector with at > least 4 different width sharpies, 5 different colored pens, and at least ten > other objects sticking out, on his belt he's got various devices clipped all > around and his pants are constantly riding down his rear cleavage but he > doesn't really care, and for vision enhancement he's got a monocle with a > handle - now, that's a guy who doesn't believe in conspiracies - he's just so > wrapped up in himself, no one would ever consider conspiring on anything with > that guy. > > Normal people conspire - it's the natural human condition, it's what makes us > soar - for good, for bad, for money, for whatever. Humans conspire - it's not > a pejorative except to clever nerds who don't have a social life... > > Oh, and the real poop on successful conspiracies is that the best ones are > right in your face, right out in the open - God, Claude... this is spooky! You sure you're not lurking in my computer via some CIA trapdoor? I just wrote a rather serious longish reply rant on just that. It became so long that I didn't dare post it, but it was so good I kept it in drafts. I'll send it to you. <chuckles> Lucky you! Yes, I DO have brakes, they just fade from time to time. <g> Ric -- ================================================ My father, Victor Moore (Vic) used to say: "There are two Great Sins in the world... ..the Sin of Ignorance, and the Sin of Stupidity. Only the former may be overcome." R.I.P. Dad. Linux user# 44256 Sign up at: http://counter.li.org/ http://www.sourceforge.net/projects/oar http://www.wayward4now.net ================================================
