bruce wrote: > hey.. > > (keep in mind... i'm joking!!!) > > but.. you could shoot them, and stuff them. that way, you could place > them whereever you wanted them to be!! if you gave them adjustable > joints, or robotic actuators, you could even create a progrma for them to > do all sorts of interesting things... > > or, you could go deep into cybernetic implants!! a kind of cyborg cat > would be pretty cool, and sure to get you lots of press, and maybe even a > show will billo on fox!!! > > ok.. back to work now... Intriguing solution. However, it seems rather costly and probably would require proprietary components. I'm looking for something open source. >> Adults don't care and adapt. Children complain. >> >> Got it? >> >> Good. >> >> If shoe fits, wear it until you grow enough it doesn't fit. > > How true.... > > What I really need is a solution for how to keep the cats from running > over our bed/head/body in the middle of the night. All solutions, except > for those below, are welcome. > > 1. Close the door to keep them out of the bedroom. (We live in a loft > thus there are no doors.) 2. Put them in the bathroom. (Trying to catch > 3 cats and get them into the bathroom every night would be too much. > Besides, getting up in the middle of the night would just release them > anyway...and we're not into chamber pots.) 3. Get rid of the cats. > (Besides the fact that we love them...if I got rid of the cats, my wife > would get rid of me. Some would contend that would be a good idea...but > don't suggest it.) > > I realize this isn't a programming issue. But, we have lots of lawyers, > psychologists, etc. on this list. > > Even though it would be "off topic" it would still be more fun than > beating a dead horse. > -- Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it! -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma
