On Thursday 17 August 2006 00:20, jdow wrote: >From: "Gene Heskett" <gene.heskett@xxxxxxxxxxx> > >> Not yet Nigel. I was told you have to be at least 60 to join that >> club. This could of course degenerate into a definition of an 'expert' >> I suppose, and the best definition I've heard is that you have to be >> more than 50 miles from home and carrying a briefcase. :-) I've been >> known to carry an empty one just so I had something to carry the loot >> from the NAB in coming home. >> >> But with a little practice you'll make it just fine. :) When you can >> say that it takes 20mg of levitra to keep your shoes dry, you've >> arrived. > >Um, all it takes is wearing sandals instead of my shoes when I wash >the car, Gene. Does that mean other qualifications aside I do not >qualify for the club? No - the other one not the one I use on pedantic >idiots. > >{^_-} I just *knew* Joanne would have to chime in, very carefully ignoreing the fact that levitra wouldn't have THAT effect on the distaff side of the gender fence. Besides that, I don't recall we were washing cars. :-) As for the actual effect, I don't think I want to go there. -- Cheers, Gene "There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order." -Ed Howdershelt (Author) Yahoo.com and AOL/TW attorneys please note, additions to the above message by Gene Heskett are: Copyright 2006 by Maurice Eugene Heskett, all rights reserved.