IT expertise desperately needed in washington, DC (humor)

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if you're an IT wizard, there's definitely work available in washington, DC, if you can take seriously the news article at
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2004/06/29/national1512EDT0658.DTL


        Justice Department says it can't share lobbying data
                because computer system will crash

   "The Bush administration is offering a novel reason for denying a
   request seeking the Justice Department's database on foreign
   lobbyists: Copying the information would bring down the computer
   system.

   "Implementing such a request risks a crash that cannot be fixed and
   could result in a major loss of data, which would be devastating,"
   wrote Thomas J. McIntyre, chief in the Justice Department's office
   for information requests...

   "What they're asking for is a lot, and it's not something at this
   particular point in time we have the technical ability to do,"
   Justice Department spokesman Bryan Sierra said Tuesday.

that's right -- simply *copying* the data will cause a catastrophic meltdown. so how hard could it be to put a workable solution in place? a dash of linux, a dollop of mysql, a smidgen of RAID, a pinch of failover or high-availability. where's that DC LUG when you need it?

coming soon from the justice department: "the dog ate my hard drive."

rday



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